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Have a Nice Life.

Have a Nice Life

After I buried my mother, I embarked on a journey with no destination in mind other than to escape. I longed to flee the heartache of loss, the turmoil of my mothers’ life, the guilt of my inadequacies and my mothers.

Driving my camper-van in a remote location, I came upon a red phone box standing sentry above marbled watered lakes below. The absurdity of a phone box miles from anywhere compelled me to stop. I exited the van.

As I sat against the phone box, the quietude of the place embraced my weary body, my battered heart. Wrapped in a cocoon of tranquillity, I closed my eyes. My weariness drifted skywards to the marsh-mellow clouds. I sensed my mothers smiling face. She and I sat in silence; how long for, I cannot say.

My mother died too soon; she died too young. For days, she lay in that hospital bed with a myriad of tubes attached to her bruised veins, fighting for her life. A monitor steadily bleeped as if counting down the remaining seconds of her life. I prayed for her to wake, to recover – I longed for her suffering to end, pleaded she be released from her pain.

She met George, the worst and the last in a long line swindlers and no hopers, at the caravan park.

‘He makes me laugh,’ she’d told me.

‘They all do, in the beginning,’ I’d muttered under my breath.

Reduced to living in a caravan, my mother scratched a living from cleaning the parks’ ablution blocks and selling her knick-knacks made from shells and drift-wood at the market.

Before the caravan became her home, she flitted the dingy flat above the Chinese Takeaways in the middle of the night. Robbed of her car and meagre savings by the previous low-life, unable to pay rent or the bus fare to her job as a receptionist at the doctors’ surgery, she moved into the caravan and quit her job.

But it was the suave, smooth-talking Henry who sent my mother on her downward spiral of poor choices in the search for an ideal man. As a successful executive in a large company, my mother had secured a modest home for her and me. After Henry persuaded my mother to sign the house-deeds into his name to raise capital for his marvellous business venture, he hooked-up with his estranged wife, making my mother and me homeless.

I open my eyes to darkening clouds and hear the phone inside the box ringing. I enter, pick up the receiver and listen.

‘Don’t waste your life or squander your talents like I did. Please say good-bye to George for me.’ My mother chuckled. I left the phone dangling.

Climbing into the camper-van, I leant over the rolled-up carpet and opened the back doors. With a mighty kick, the rolled-up carpet bounced onto the ground.

I sprung out after it, knelt to my knees and shoved the carpet down the embankment. I heard the splash.

‘Bye, George, have a nice life.’

Have a Heart

A short story in honour of my new lawn mower!

From the shelf above, the faint, steady beat strums, taunting my soul, prolonging my suffering. Lub-dub, lub-dub, the beat teases, antagonising my fierce feeling of separation. Make me whole, give me life, permit me to trim and tame the foliage, I plead.

Confined to this gloomy shed, I listen to my fellow inmates vent their frustrations. Hedge Clipper, his rusty blades creaking, longs to snip and clip nefarious trees and hedges. He assures Wheelbarrow that someday soon, he’ll again fill his tubby body to over-flowing. Secateurs clack-clacks her blades in agreement. Fork longs to delve his prongs into aromatic compost, his buckled tines twitch with indignation. Spade, grinding his square head into the wooden floor, wishes to rouse squiggly worms whilst digging in rich soil. Withdrawn, old Push-mower, redundant from the day I arrived, sulks in the corner.

Lub-dub, lub-dub, the tortuous beat of my heart, close yet so far, sends shivers through my lean machine. I am weak and cold. I deplore the monotonous whinging and whining of these old has-been tools. They grate on my nerves and make me irritable.

An echo from the shelf only I can hear, thrums in unison with the tools soliloquy, tormenting me. When I try to join the banter, my voice goes unheard. The other tools consider me to be a snob, but hey, why should I care what they think of me? They are inconsequential no-bodies. I, the sharpest tool in the shed, reign supreme. My blades, hidden, beneath my undercarriage, whirl whisper-quiet, and cut precisely.

Lub-dub, lub-dub, my hearty heart of forty volts beats, deepening my separation anxiety, reminding me I am powerless. I am isolated. I pray for reunification, to be whole again.

Sunlight seeps through the slated window, warming my body. The tin door slides open, master Two-Legs enters. I tremble with anticipation as my top cavity opens, and my heart is inserted. I swell with pride as Two-Legs fondly rubs my carriage.

Abruptly, I am overwhelmed with emotion. I question my callous attitude towards my poor, long-suffering comrades. To disparage Hedge Clipper and Secateurs who pine for the sharp-witted – I mean, sharp-snipping of their youth is unforgivable. To dismiss the unfathomable emptiness felt by Wheelbarrow in the pit of his soul is thoughtless. To ridicule Fork and Spade in their desire to dig and delve in smelly compost and moist soil is mean-spirited. To disregard old Push-mowers sorrow for being old and redundant, is, well, ageist, isn’t it?

Oh, what bitter-sweet torment it is to have a heart again. Remorsefully, I weep.

In the corner of the garden, I notice the bright petunias growing in the vintage wooden barrow. Push Mower could become a garden fixture, perhaps a frame for a climbing rose. Cheered by this thought, I wipe away my tears.

A press of my button, lub-dub, lub-dub, I whirl into action. Body-and-soul, I am brimming with love and compassion. Savouring the sweet taste of grass on my blades, I cut-it for my comrades.

Sour Plums

Sour Plums

A single piece of rope and her mother determined Moyra’s future in the summer of her sixteenth year. Moyra entered the greenhouse to crank open the windows in the glass ceiling. While yanking the handle anti-clockwise, Moyra noticed one of her mothers’ beaten gardening shoes on top of a mound of tomatoes on the soil. Glancing upwards, her mother’s limp body twirled at the end of a rope dangling from the rafters, quashing Moyra’s future plans. No attending Art College, or escaping this dreary town, nor her disagreeable father. Moyra could not forgive her mother for killing herself and, subsequently, killing Moyra’s dream.

In the following months, her father, devastated by his wife’s untimely death, wallowed in despair and strong alcohol and in the arms of wanton women. Alvin, Moyra’s older brother, argued with their father and left the family tomato orchard. Moyra resented her brother’s absence, his freedom.

In the following years, Moyra and her father worked side-by-side tending to the business of growing tomatoes. Yearly, replenishing the soil in the three large glasshouses, nurturing the seedlings, picking the fruits and carting crates of the plump firm fruit to the early morning markets. As her father became bent with age and sour disposition, Moyra lost her glimmer of youth and innocence.

Caroline, a biographer with a local charity, hopes that her third visit to Moyra will be the last. Obliged to complete the bleak account of the unfulfilled dreams of a middle-aged woman’s life story had become a weary burden for Caroline. An uninspiring narrative of filial obligation to a taciturn, over-bearing father. A boring life where nothing happens, nothing that is until the father mysteriously disappeared seven years ago.

The worn, over-stuffed armchair all but swallows the fragile body that is Moyra. Since her diagnosis six months previously, Moyra has rapidly declined. As she sips on a thick green energy drink prepared for her by her niece, Anna, her face scrunches in disgust. She emits a croaky cough. In her beaten armchair, Caroline squiggles trying to position her bottom to lessen the impact of a rogue spring from within the seat.

Glancing at the walls in this stuffy room, Caroline shivers. Crammed with canvasses of various sizes and subjects, the walls paint a pall of despondency. The pretty, hopeful vase of flowers in muted pinks and yellows, the fine black-and-white etching of an old barn, the long reproachful face of an older man with piercing, creepy eyes. Is this the man who vanished one night seven years ago, neither seen nor heard of since? A small picture of a bowl of dark, purple plums hangs next to the portrait, and an absurdly large canvas of dragon-like creatures devouring a pitiful baby lamb hangs below. Moyra sucks and gags on the horrendous juice.

With a forced smile, Caroline opens her notebook, determined to complete this monologue today. ‘Last time, you said your father disappeared and …’

‘I don’t want to talk about my father.’

The creepy eyes in the picture of the old man take on a malicious glare. A chill enters the room. Drips of blood from the dragon’s mouth seep from the canvass and dribble down the wall ominously. The pretty flowers droop. Caroline grips her pencil firmly; her pulse quickens.

‘Moyra, your mother’s death thwarted your ambition to pursue an art career. But these pictures,’ the biographer waves her pencil around the walls, ‘I’m guessing, are your creations?’

Moyra wipes her hand across her green-coated mouth, nods, croakily coughs, ‘Yes, in his absence, I’ve finally found the peace to express myself.’

‘In your fathers’ absence?’

‘I don’t want to talk about him.’

‘That one, what was the inspiration for that?’ Caroline points to the dragon-lamb picture.

Awkwardly, Moyra twists her head. ‘It’s symbolic of how this world works, of oppressors subjecting the innocent to their might. That there’s never any escape.’

The innocent versus the oppressor, a sentiment Caroline could connect with. Still, always, there’s an escape if you wait long enough. Caroline recalled the terror on the frail old face of Mr Owen George moments before his demise. She relished the fear in his eyes, his trembling, dribbling, thin lips pleading for mercy.

‘Symbolising the relationship between you and your father, perhaps?’

Moyra fixes her watery eyes on Caroline but does not speak.

In the ensuing uncomfortable silence, Caroline pretends to scribble something in her notebook.

‘And the picture below is of your father, right?’ she persists.

Moyra eases her body to the edge of her chair and places the empty glass on the coffee table. She lowers her eyes, shuffles back in her chair, and tugs the thread-bare green cardigan across her thin chest, wrapping herself into a tight ball.

‘Have you heard from him at all since he left?’

Moyra, wrapping herself tighter, hums tunelessly, then pauses, ‘No, and I never will,’ she whispers. ‘The dead can’t speak.’

‘Your father is dead? You never… .’

Anna breezes into the room with an empty bowl under her arm, ‘Hi, Caroline,’ she says, flashing a radiant smile. ‘Nice to see you again.’

Caroline, lost in her own thoughts, nods at the twenty-something. The dead can’t speak. Her father is dead. Yet, it is only Moyra who appears to know this. Moyra, a murderer? Caroline shook her head; surely, that’s not possible.

‘Look to thy own-self.’

‘Caroline? Did you say something? You look miles away.’ Anna patted Caroline’s arm.

‘Sorry. I’m fine, perhaps a little dehydrated.’

‘Yes, it is a bit stuffy in here.’ Anna steps towards the wooden French doors and opens them wide. ‘The plum tree is laden, mind if I pick myself a bowl, Aunt Moyra?’

‘Help yourself. I hate the things, too damn sour for me.’

‘Care to join me, Caroline?’

Beyond the plum tree and overgrown garden, like skeletons of creatures from long ago, the buckled and rusty iron struts of the three glasshouses poise as if ready to battle. Panes of broken or cracked glass and unruly weeds tangling around the frames, a testament to a time past. A creed of neglect and loneliness.

Anna looks at Caroline looking. ‘A sorry sight, isn’t it? Moyra gave up caring about the tomatoes and invested all her time in her paintings since Grandpa’s disappearance. Can’t say as I blame her. She’s had a pretty dreary life.’

‘Do you remember your Grandpa at all?’

‘Not really. As a child, when I came to stay, I’d follow Moyra around, steering clear of Grandpa, ‘cos he was a bit of a grouch and utterly horrid to Aunt Moyra. Worked her like a slave, belittled her and showed no affection.’

‘But missing for seven years, and neither sight nor sound from him. Do you ever wonder if something happened to him like he had some sort of accident?’

‘Harsh as this may sound, but who would care? I’m sorry, but he really was a sour, nasty person.’

A nasty person. Mr Owen George was a nasty person.

‘Let’s sit awhile.’ Anna motioned to an old, wooden garden bench. She rubbed her hands on her skirt, turned to face Caroline and began to speak. At the time of the mother’s death, Alvin, Anna’s father, was one year from finishing his engineering degree. Grandpa wanted his son to work on the orchard with him. He refused, and father and son had a blazing row. Alvin blamed his mother’s death on his father’s cruel treatment of her. Alvin vowed to never return, and he didn’t. Leaving Moyra stuck on the orchard with Grandpa, Alvin felt guilty. When Anna was twelve, her dad persuaded Moyra to live with them in the city. Moyra enrolled as an adult student at the Art School. After a few months, Grandpa rang, pleading that Moyra returns to the farm, that he was terminally ill. Against her dad’s protestations, Moyra returned. Her life continued as before. Grandpa, of course, wasn’t ill.

‘And when Moyra dies with your Grandpa having been a missing person for seven years, therefore presumed dead, this place passes to you, correct?’

‘Oh, that is too morbid to think about.’

‘Moyra said something strange when I asked about your Grandpa’s disappearance: she said the dead can’t speak. What do you suppose she meant?’

Anna shudders. ‘I don’t know. Moyra frequently confuses fact with fiction, an effect of the medication. But what she tells you is confidential, right?’

‘Yes, completely confidential,’ Caroline assures the young woman, taking a bite from a plum. She winces and throws the plum on the ground. ‘Aargh, your Aunt is right. So sour.’

Anna laughs. ‘We call the tree, The Grandpa Tree. Planted years ago, the tree never bore fruit until after his disappearance. At Moyra’s insistence, the tree is never to be uprooted. Weird, don’t you think?’

With the bowl fill, they return inside. Anna goes to her Aunt, kneels and begins to talk to her in a hushed tone. Caroline walks through the lounge to the kitchen. She pours herself a glass of water and, gazing through the window, sips the water. The events of that Sunday afternoon twenty years ago, the day Mr George died, are as vivid as if it happened just yesterday.

That Sunday, seventeen-year-old Caroline, had reluctantly accompanied her mother to the rest home. While preparing the tea trolley, Mrs Hutton, the other rostered volunteer, mentioned one patient’s excitement, Mr George. ‘His family are finally coming to visit. You know, he hasn’t much longer in this world.’ Looking sideways to the sulky girl, she tapped her nose.

‘Mr George?’ Caroline had queried.

Her mother had said that she must remember Mr George, her Sunday School teacher when she was around ten. A wonderful man, a pillar of the community who will be sorely missed when he passes, Mrs Hutton said. Then her mother suggested that Caroline pop in and say hello to the old dear that he’d like that.

After the tea round, Caroline did just that. ‘Remember me, Mr George?’ she’d said on entering his room, locking the door behind her. With a puzzled expression, the old man looked at the tall, thin seventeen-year-old.

‘Caroline, Caroline Hughes.’ She stepped towards his bed. ‘Sunday School? The shy, timid girl who gathered the prayer books after Sunday School?’

The old guy squinted through his bifocals perched on his nose. A flash of recognition. ‘Caroline? Ah, sweet Caroline, haven’t you grown and such a beauty. I’d not have recognised you. You were such a scrawny little waif.’

Sitting on the edge of his bed, she held his hand, smiled. ‘Remember what you did to me Sunday after Sunday behind the bookshelf.’

‘What I did to you?’ he’d croaked, a quiver in his voice.

Caroline clambered onto the bed. Straddling the thin body beneath the bedclothes, she angled her knees into his rib-cage. Mr George tried to pull his hand away from Caroline’s. She clung tightly. ‘And what you said to me after each time? That God would strike me dead if ever I said a word.’ Fear registered in his milky-white eyes.

‘You’re wrong; that’s not what happened. I only ever showed you kindness and affection. No one else did, not your silly, simpering mother nor your domineering father. I noticed the other children avoided sitting beside you on the benches, how they made cruel jokes about you and sniggered behind their hands. But I showed you love.’

‘Love? By thrusting your hand into my panties, panting in my ear, clasping my mouth shut with your other hand as I pleaded with you. I felt like trash, dirty and worthless. You made me hate myself.’ Releasing her hold on his hand, she wiped a tear from her cheek and relaxed her knees.

Mr George hoisted himself up on his elbows. ‘Oh, poppycock! You loved it; you know you did,’ he sneered. ‘In my experience, little tarts like you always do.’ He laughed hoarsely.

Swiftly, Caroline whipped a pillow from under the old man’s head and reasserted her knees pressure into his ribs. She removed the old man’s bifocals, placing them carefully on the bedside cabinet. ‘Don’t want to break your glasses, now do we?’ and held the pillow over his face, pushing down.

He struggled. Caroline lessened the force, and he spluttered. ‘Please, I haven’t long in this life; let me see my family one last time.’

Like a cat plays a mouse, Caroline repeatedly pushed the pillow into the old man’s face. He’d struggle and plead, and she’d relax the force until … the struggling stopped.

Taking a long sip of water, Caroline recalled her mother’s words later that evening. ‘Mrs Hutton just called to say that poor Mr George passed in his sleep before his family arrived. Did you pop in to see him, Caroline?’

‘No, I forgot,’ she told her mother.

Caroline rinsed the glass and sat it upside down on the bench. She returned to the lounge.

Anna rose from her kneeling position beside her Aunt. ‘I’ll see you tomorrow. I’ve popped a pumpkin soup in the fridge for your super.’

Caroline sits back on the uncomfortable chair. She closes her notebook. ‘Tell me about the plum tree, Moyra. Why do you think it never bore fruit until after your father disappeared?’

A look of consternation flashed across Moyra’s face.

‘It’s okay, Moyra. Everything you say is completely confidential. You and I will bury our secrets with us when we die.’

On the Seventh Day

What can happen in just seven days!

On the Seventh Day

In all his seventy-seven years, Arnold Burgess seldom witnessed sunrise.

He found the package on his doorstep. A small plastic pouch containing seven seeds, a handwritten note folded concertina style with no signature, and a tin whistle, lay inside. Looking up and down the street, he wondered who’d delivered the mysterious package.

Over seven days, he followed the instructions on the handwritten note. On the first morning Arnold planted the seeds, as instructed: three centimetres beneath the soil and a metre apart. Thinking ruefully of previous incidents, Arnold considered the possibility of a prankster having a laugh at his expense. The leaping toad placed in his mailbox, his bicycle wedged between two bowels in the plum tree, but most alarming of all, the jumping-jack firecrackers. Scattered on his concrete walkway, the crackers exploded beneath his feet. The sharp sound and acrid smell of the crackers brought back unpleasant memories.

The folk of the sleepy village where Arnold came to live seven years ago, rejected him. Arnold lost his dear Marjorie in a house fire, and Arnold sustained a grotesquely scarred face, a glass-eye and uneven gait.

At sunrise, on the second day, Arnold patiently watered the seedlings as instructed with honey water.

To Arnold’s surprise, five of the seedlings sprouted on the third day; not a hoax after all. What height would the plants grow to, what would they yield, he wondered, rubbing his fingers over the smooth leaves.

When watering his new crop on the fourth day, disappointment overcame Arnold. The remaining two seedlings had yet to sprout. He lay his body on the ground and whispered to the unseen seeds.

On the fifth day, the last two seeds sprouted. Of the other plants, the stalks, as thick as Arnold’s arm grew as tall as the water tank. Atop, bloomed dinner-plate-sized, purple flowers. The leaves, waving in the gentle breeze brushed against the water tank, emitted a murmuring-mutter as if speaking to one another. Stroking a stalk, Arnold felt the plant recoil. The volume of the muttering increased. Unnerved, Arnold retreated.

‘Leave the plants be today,’ the concertina note said on the sixth day. Periodically, Arnold peeked through the window at the plants. The newest two, now also featured a flower. A whitish sap, dribbling down each stalk, glistened like sticky mucus. The muttering continued throughout the day into the night.

On the seventh day, Arnold read the final instruction. ‘Blow the whistle and be prepared for the consequences. Don’t blow the whistle and watch the plants wither and die.’

Approaching the garden, the plants straightening their purple heads, chanted ‘Release us, let us be free.’ Arnold blew the whistle softly. The chanting ceased, the soil cracked, claw-like tentacles dug from underneath. Arnold blew louder. The tentacles heaved and dislodged from the earth. Marching single file, the plants, dribbling sticky mucus in their wake, down the path, through the gate and into the village.

Newsflash: Village invasion. ‘They were like those triffids from that movie,’ one shaky resident reported.

The Ideal Girlfriend

A story inspired by a recent stay at a creepy camp ground.

The Ideal Girlfriend.

A weary despondency swept over Jasmine as she drove into the remote campsite, snuggled between bush-clad hills. Ramshackle buildings, a forlorn playground, broken swings swaying listlessly, a rusty slide tangled in strangling vines, a torn trampoline tossed on its side; an unloved place. Dotted amongst the knee-high weed-grass, were several moss-covered brick barbecues and dilapidated picnic tables. High on a hill beside the pool, a water-slide dubbed ‘the kamikaze,’ zigzagged down the slope.

Apart from the glistening hot spring pools, this decrepit place did not match the ‘hidden treasure’ described in Jasmine’s guidebook. Such cruelty – drive for six hours through unrelenting, torrential rain and challenging terrain on the promise of finding paradise, to arrive at a derelict dump. Having neither the will nor energy to keep driving, Jasmine did not reverse her battered motorhome and continue on.

As she exited her vehicle, Tonto, her small mixed-breed canine companion, whined, wanting release from the van. A tall, stooped woman wrapped in a rainbow-coloured tie-dyed skirt, stumbled down the gravel driveway. A wild mop of auburn hair over-shadowed her wizened face.

‘Hello, my lovely, and what can I do for you?’ Her clipped words sounded as if a small animal had chewed off the edges. The woman smiled, showing mismatched teeth; child-like and straight at the front and long, jagged teeth at the sides. Had she acquired dentures belonging to someone else, perhaps a past guest or an old horse?

Leaning heavily on the side-rail, the woman climbed the rickety steps leading to the camp office,

‘I’d like to book a site, please.’ Jasmine followed the woman. Fumbling with a set of keys, the woman opened the door. The room had a decidedly musty smell. An old wooden counter dominated the cramped space, behind which stood a tall free-standing lamp. Dusty, spider-webbed windows bordered two sides of the raised room.

‘How many nights?’

‘One will be enough, thanks.’ The wizened face jerked up, her eyes narrowed.

‘Hrumph. That’ll be $25, pool use included. You can take your choice where to park, second or top level, there are no other campers here tonight.’

As Jasmine zapped her card through the machine, the sound of a muffled voice came from outside the office. The woman turned toward the windows and muttered loudly. ‘Hah! She’ll regret the day she ever came here. She’ll get her comeuppance.’ As the woman turned away from the window, she clicked her tongue in quick succession. Jasmine looked up and jolted at the sight of protruding upper-dentures. The woman sucked the plate back into place.

Through the grimy window, Jasmine caught a fleeting glimpse of two people as they passed by. Only the tops of their heads were visible, one of whom had long, lustrous auburn hair. The woman continued to mutter indistinctly. Jasmine shivered: was she doing the right thing staying in this place?

‘All finished?’ the woman asked in a sweet, dulcet tone. Jasmine nodded. The woman moved towards the door, dragging her lame leg, and ushered Jasmine out.

In the doorway, Jasmine paused. ‘Oh, I forgot to ask, what’s the wifi code?’

With a glint in her eye, the woman replied, ‘No wifi here, deary. No reception, we’re completely cut off from the outside world.’

Jasmine drove her van up the narrow, rutted driveway, past the pool, a utility building and a pen housing chickens, roosters and peacocks, to the second level. She selected a site, plugged in and brewed herself a much-needed coffee. The rain eased. She drank her coffee in the drizzling rain. Tonto happily ran and bounced around on the grassy verge, wagging his tail, dashing from one sniffing spot to the next.

Two woebegone caravans sat on the level above – broken windows, sagging, discoloured exteriors, wheels wrapped in straggly long grass – abandoned. As Jasmine stood, cup in hand, a boy-man wearing a grubby, green hoodie and torn jeans, emerged from one of the caravans. A mop of yellow-red hair stood straight up and sunk in a long, ashen face, dark, hollow eye sockets. His arms gesticulated wildly while he walked around in circles, talking loudly as if with another. There was no-one else there. Entranced, Jasmine watched the boy-man as the intensity of the conversation increased. Abruptly, he paused his rhetoric, threw back his head, and looking to the hovering clouds, laughed eerily.

Jasmine, calling Tonto, scrambled back into her van. The laughing ceased. The boy-man wandered off.

To rid herself of her increasing unease, Jasmine stretched out on her bed, with Tonto snuggled into the curve of her back, and attempted to read. As the clouds darkened, Jasmine’s eyes grew heavy, and her book slipped from her hands.

She was awakened by an angry, strident voice coming from the caravan above. ‘Girlfriend? She’s no girlfriend, she’s no more than a passing fling, and you’ll grow tired off her quickly enough.’

With a start, Jasmine sat up. Tonto whimpered.

A deeper, equally angry voice retorted, ‘She’s everything I’ve ever wanted in a woman: long, slender legs, dazzling eyes and a pretty smile. Best of all, she’s compliant.’

‘Of course, she’s compliant, anyone can see that.’ The woman snorted, ‘but you know she can’t replace me. She can’t give you the passion, the laughter, and the warmth that we shared. And her beauty is plastic, no more than window dressing.’

‘Replace you? You were never my girlfriend, you were only ever a convenience. Compared to you, Marissa is a goddess.’

‘Hah! So now your obsession has a name.’

‘Of course, she’s got a name, now get out before I silence you forever!’

“Heartless! That’s what you are: utterly heartless.’

The rain had returned and crouched on her knees, Jasmine peered through her fogged-up windows. A tall figure scurried away from the caravan above.

When Jasmine returned from a swim later in the afternoon, the rain had ceased. Soft music floated from above. The boy-man, clutching a body wearing a rainbow skirt, waltzed clumsily, often tripping on the uneven ground. The rainbow skirt swirled as he twirled the woman around and around with gusto interspersed with bursts of laughter. Although Jasmine could not see the woman’s face, her stiff body suggested she was not enjoying the dance. As the tune ended, he leant towards her, dipping her low. The woman’s head spun in Jasmine’s direction, her mop of dark-coloured hair fell from her scalp and lay on the ground like a furry animal carcass. Her face wore a dead-blank look. Jasmine gasped – the dance partner was a mannequin.

That night, sleep did not come easy for Jasmine and Tonto. Security lights as bright as football stadium lights blazed into the camper from above. The roosters and peacocks created a raucous cacophony throughout the long night. Heavy rain lashed, and howling wind rocked the van, as spooky laughter filtered through the roof-vent. Jasmine dreamt of mannequins and madmen, of rainbow skirts and dentures, while Tonto yelped and whined in his sleep.

Stillness, quiet and a glimmer of sun greeted Jasmine the following morning. She wiped the moisture from the window and peered outside. She’d walk the dog before packing and leaving this God-forsaken place. As the pair walked back down the bumpy driveway past the nightly-noisome fowls, Jasmine picked up a handful of gravel and biffed it through the wire-netting. The birds, springing into the air, squawked some more.

‘Serves you right, you dumb birds.’

Dapples of sunlight sprinkled through the leaves in the over-hanging trees. Looking skywards, Jasmine smiled, hopeful that this day will be better than the previous one. Tonto ran on ahead, and with tail wagging, sniffed the ground, sniffed the air. He scurried into some bush and began barking frantically. Jasmine called him. The dog growled, then dashed out of the bush past Jasmine. A limp hand hung from his mouth. Jasmine screamed. Tonto paused, tossed the limb in the air, and pounced on it when it landed. He tugged and chewed on the hand before again throwing it in the air, and again, pouncing on it. Jasmine grabbed his collar and wrenched the hand from his jaws. The severed limb bore no blood, the skin was hard, not soft – a plastic hand. Keeping hold of Tonto’s collar, she threw it deep into the bush. Swooping the dog into her arms, she strode briskly back to the van.

Something colourful snagged on a branch, startled Caroline. Tonto growled. The tie-dyed skirt flapped in the breeze, and Jasmine hastened her pace. A strangled howl like a Tom-cat on the prowl pierced the air. Beside the decrepit caravan, the boy-man sat on a camp stool cradling the head of his beloved Melissa.

The severed hand, the flapping rainbow skirt and now the head; had the mannequin met her comeuppance, Jasmine wondered?

The boy-man sprang to his feet. Holding the head above his head and punching the air with his other outstretched hand, he bellowed: I’ll silence her forever!

‘Time to leave,’ Jasmine whispered to her canine companion, unceremoniously bundling Tonto into the van. Jasmine swung herself into the driver’s seat and turned the key.

As the van paused at the main gate, a hazy, smudged light shone from inside the camp office – a tall, shape, silhouetted on the wall. Manageress or lamp?

Should I warn her, Jasmine thought? She shoved her foot hard on the accelerator pedal and swung onto the road with a screech of tires.